Do we even have to explain this? Honestly, this is a dope shirt!
If you’re hung like a grand piano, this tee might be for you. It’s available in three colors (the red is pictured above, just in case you’re colorblind) and features the charming message “WARNING! CHOKING HAZARD: Package Contains Large Parts. Keep out of the immediate reach of small women.” How fly is that? Very. We say cop it.
Available now in limited supply, click here for more information.
